Archive for the 'sex' Category

I spent the summer between my 2nd and 3rd year of college suckling on the parental teat in South Florida. It was the absolute prime of my “do anything to get laid” phase. I was recently freed from a 4-year long-distance relationship that began in high school and I wanted nothing more than to have [...]

Granny Hotness?

I’m all for mature women, but this is not good.

The truth is that the Bible is way more soap operatic than people who have never really read it think. Lots of sex, lots of intrigue, lots of violence. Power is an aphrodisiac like no other, and to many of the “faithful” there is no power greater than that of the religious leader. A pastorship [...]

Security guard posing as officer demands sexual favors
A security guard posing as a police officer tried to elicit sexual favors from a woman early Saturday and threatened to write her boyfriend a hefty ticket if she didn’t comply, authorities said.
This guy has a brass set. Note that “he moved the woman to his car” [...]

Apparently sex helps make teens more socially adept, more comfortable with their fellow man, more willing to abide by the law. Most likely it just gives people something to look forward to. You can do a lot before you get jaded. Obviously it’s not because you don’t get sex in prison. Maybe all those teachers [...]